So he’s friends with one girl and all you do is spend your days tripping bought me (his best friend) but all you do is talk to other boys all day every day? You ruined our friendship you two face bitch. Your the reason everything is ruined.
hash browns will be served at my wedding
I’m not going to be the girl you marry, but I’ll be the girl you’ll be thinking of 20 years from now while you engage in polite sex with your boring wife who fakes her orgasm to make you feel better about your receding hairline.
we’re being faced with a serious issue.
there is only 1 sarcasm left
now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.
yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that